apologizing apologetically

Hello, this is ABEDITM.

We are, sincerely, from the deepest bowels of our hearts, sorry for being unable to come up with brilliant tactical methods that will allow you to burst your guts laughing while staring at a glowing screen while unaware of the stress that comes with having to entertain an audience.

We hope that you will accept our..... uh, very sincere apology and that you will be able to, out of the kindness of your deep dark hearts, forgive us.

We blame it on exams.

Let's just reminesce about stupid stuff. Remember STFU?

Smell
The
Fresh
Umbrellas

Have a nice life.

-sheep//zong