Sheep's Teacher Review #1: AZMI

Shylock smells something fishy going on.

Well, today Zong has some stuff to attend to so it's just me soloing this post - hence it probably won't be funny. Yeah... most of the funny comes from him with random spurts from me here and there. In any case, since I can't think of any decent thing to talk about, I think I'll just talk about my dear teachers - meaning if this blog gets caught somehow I'm screwed.

So let's just talk about... Ar-Za-Mi.
We all know who he is, the malay man with the moustache carrying his black tote bag as he struts around the school, his chest and stomach bulging out from his belt and obviously he's well-known for magnificent tantrums such as kicking down chairs, shouting repeatedly at Ethan even when he's not doing anything and "Don't make something fly!"

We've also learned about his private life which he generously talked about during a lit remedial last year, how he references his wife and 4 daughters to the 'trophies' as stated in Mice and Men. He's the CT of 3.07 this year, Mr. Ar-Za-Mi BiN SaLiM (Henceforth known as AZMI).

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In my opnion, AZMI is a clumsy forgetful teacher whom sticks too close to the rules. It's possibly because of his dark (no pun intended) past, from events like failing A'Levels 5 times and having a job like being a policeman, to dealing with 2.05 (hah).

Everyday, he enters the class with a decieving smile on his face (well it looks more like a frown), and then he acts like a dear Mr.KT. "Do you think this class is in an acceptable state!?" or basically going for the bad boys "Ethan! Ethan! Marc! Vanzino!" seemingly in an attempt to rise up to the power level of Mr.KT (OVER 9000!).

..if you've never heard that one before you go out too much.

He's probably the 2nd worst teacher for me next to Mdm.YLB. The way he speaks is super boring and literally made me fall asleep during class today. He also doesn't have anything much to say, he reads from the slides and doesn't add much more on, making it effectively readfest. His marking is also not flexible (for example, if a word isnt in the list of vocabulary acceptable fr the Compre vocab questions, he won't accept it no matter what).

And ya'll have seen his profound literary skills from last year, eh?

If I had to give him a rating as a teacher:
6.5/10

Memorable/WTF Arzami Quotes/Moments :

1. "IOP?..........Well, I will go find out what that is and I'll come back to you all."

2. Giving out the answer for the Lit Exam the day before.
3. "Come Closer..." -moves closer- "blahblah.." -OHMYGODKILLERBREATH-
4. "Ah.. Madam is.. Madam Shoe right? Shoe Shee Hung?" (Shu Xu Hong)

And that is all for today, Thursday, 30/4/09.

If Zong is free tomorrow we'll probably have a more assuming, gutbusting LOLtastical post up.
Please anticipate our series of posts which will start from tomorrow:

ABEDITM'S STUDY GUIDE FOR MID-YEARS 2009!

-Sheep

apologizing apologetically

Hello, this is ABEDITM.

We are, sincerely, from the deepest bowels of our hearts, sorry for being unable to come up with brilliant tactical methods that will allow you to burst your guts laughing while staring at a glowing screen while unaware of the stress that comes with having to entertain an audience.

We hope that you will accept our..... uh, very sincere apology and that you will be able to, out of the kindness of your deep dark hearts, forgive us.

We blame it on exams.

Let's just reminesce about stupid stuff. Remember STFU?

Smell
The
Fresh
Umbrellas

Have a nice life.

-sheep//zong

View The World From Danyal's Perspective

Today, we here at ABAMEDITM challenge you, our dear readers, to view the world from Danyal's perspective.

We hereby present to you our views below, and you may also feel free to do so too in the CBOX.

Dear Diary,

I think I grew today! YAY! Now i don't have to be looked down on by almost everyone I know in my life! I can visualize the astonished look on Zong and Sheep's faces tomorrow when they see me in all my HIGHER glory! HA!

well, i guess now i have to get new clothes, shoes, socks, and stuff now that i've grown. hm. i also guess i won't be cute anymore. hm.

Anyway, today there was a nice little advertisement about the bollywood dance (bangrah dance?) thing during chapel. There were some rather taller Indians dancing on stage. how i wish i could be like them, showing off my fantastic dancing skills in front of the school, and being praised by Dr Ong.....

....Dr Ong's just so dreamy.... that swervy hair and manly tie...
And his talks about the.. blue indian ocean.. strategy... haaah...

I guess I can now, with my new attained tall-ness. Finally, all my years in Drama have paid off! I'm now tall enough to fulfill my childhood dream of becoming a Bollywood action star!

Oh gosh, it's 10:01! That's all for me today, I stayed up past my bedtime and i still gotta do some more of Shamilla's hot stuff...

-Danyal Motiwalla

-sheep//zong

the intro-prologue-duction post

Sheep: my man-parts are in danger now.

Yaaay, a new blog. Welcome to the ABAMEDITM blog although the name has been shortened for your inconvenience. Hopefully you will enjoy your stay here, and if you please, just imagine that the banana is dancing.

This is the blog where the epic shit hits the fan, of course jointly hosted by your 2 good friends, Sheep and Zong.

Indeed, this blog will have a schedule to follow. Hopefully something will be posted everyday.
You will soon see...
THE MENU FOR MONDAY!

-sheep//zong